snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

(via sorry)

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fake-mermaid:

hotboyproblems:

i just spent one hour and a half watching a documentary on real mermaids HAHA

looks like i have to change my url

(via loserslol)

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alifeofroutine:

what do grandparents even do all day

(Source: saggiest, via date)

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relatablefangirl:

poking-roger-waters-penis:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

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You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

(Source: stairway-to-mercury, via whynotjanice)

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if you make fun of me once then i will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you

(via loserslol)

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siopold:

One of the most annoying things about me is that I constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason

(via vanilla-bliss)

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princass:

Losing everything but weight

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